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Very good!
Immidiatly after pulling the rolls from the oven, Silly Sally made the sign of the cross. Why?

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Uhm... they were Hot Cross Buns?



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correct

Why did the Easter egg hide?

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Because he was a little chicken??



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Correct!
Why did the Easter egg go to the beauty shop?

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Wanted a little color in his life?

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*giggles* Sounds good to me Musical! LOL!



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lol Mus's answer is good! But I was thinking a new 'dye' job.

What do you have when a line of bunnies march backwards?

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A receding hare line??



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Correct!
What's the best place to go shopping on the ocean ?

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On a Sail (sale) boat.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?

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Ever tried to iron one?

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Very good!
I have two arms but fingers none. I have two feet but cannot run. I carry well but I have found I carry best with my feet OFF the ground. What am I?

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A wheelbarrow??



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Oh, very good!
Here's a very tricky one:
What's in the box?

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a musical lad!

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musical1.gif

What do you get when there's a fire and an earthquake at the same time?



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Ya get "Shake 'n' Bake"...

What's worse than a worm in your apple?

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half a worm in your apple

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Ewwwww!!! LOL!



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What goes "hahahahaha" thunk?

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Someone laughing their head off??



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Yep!

What has four wheels and flies?

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A garbage truck! LOL!



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The receptionist, Mary, has long nails and is constantly running them all over the office cabinets. Why?

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Because they are filing cabinets??



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Oh very good!


So tell me this....what's in the box?

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WHooooooo Hooooooo!!!! ME ME ME!!!! *giggles*
I get a tag, I get a tag! *giggles* I'm so happy! LOL! Something truly PINKalious PLEASE???? :c)



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A man is passing by a window of a restraunt and sees someone he knows very well, but doesn't even acknowledge him with a wave. Why?



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He has no arms or hands? Or his friend is blind.

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The 'man' he saw was his own reflection in the window.

So...what's in the box?

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ME!!! WHOOO HOOOOO TWO IN A ROW!!! *doing da happy dance*

Thanks for the awesome tag!! :c)



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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?



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Do you smell carrots?

Thank you for the tag! :c)



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I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.
What am I?

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A pencil lead?



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A pencil is correct!
What do Santa's elves write with?

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A PENguin??



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Uh- huh.

( Another groaner) What is a Titanic salad's main ingrediant?

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ICEBURG lettuce??



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Yep!

There are 3 men adrift on a raft. Between them they have 4 cigarettes, but no matches or other means by wich to light them. How do they manage to smoke?

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Throw one cigarette overboard, which will make the boat a cigarette lighter.



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Very good.
Why is the sphynx sad?

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Because it wants it's 'mummy'.

What did one wall say to the other wall ?

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I'll meet you at the corner?



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Correct.
What did Dracula yell at his wife when they fought?

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