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We have all heard the ugly stories of poaching, how the rhinos and elephants of the world are being slaughtered for their supposed "medicinal" properties. Then came the turn for the tigers and lions - now they are being decimated for the same erroneous reason. When will these idiotic people stop, and rely on science?

These accounts are very disturbing, to most of us. But, I have just learned of something far more heinous. There is a plot to eradicate Santa's reindeer!  If this happens, it will affect millions of children all over the globe. Just imagine, children wakening on Christmas morning to no presents under the tree, or in their stockings - and all because Santa had no reindeer to pull his sleigh. There would be consternation, not to mention mayhem. 

As you may imagine, Santa loves animals as much as he loves children. (I have proof of this, which I will reveal to you.) So, boys and girls, Santa has a secret - he has hidden his reindeer in a place where nobody will suspect they are.

Today, Santa went to check on the reindeer, as they grow sleek on the lovely green grass. Dancer and Cupid have had foals; they are already growing big and strong. One day they may have to take over in helping to pull the sleigh.

Santa brought home proof of how well his reindeer are doing. They are well guarded, behind secure fencing. Naturally, he will never give away the location of his precious little herd. He will however, show how well his animals are doing.



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Cool - another true story from our 3 Paws Cub Reporter in SA.

So that's what Santa really looks like! It struck me Fergie just how much Ray resembles Mr Claus. Just put a floppy red cap on his head and you'd have twins. disbelief.gif no.gif

The black lab puppy looks so cute with the bandaged paw. For once, I'm glad the little one wasn't a '3 Paws'.

I didn't know Santa had little monkey helpers and judging by the look on its little face, I don't think we are supposed to know. eyepopping.gif

Wow, true story about the reindeer, they look happy with plenty of long green grass.

I do wonder if Santa now lives in SA somewhere. evileye.gif



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I have heard, from a reliable source, that the deer are also heavily guarded at all times. The rumour is that the SOE (Special Ops Elves) are patrolling the area. 



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I've no doubt there's a Mrs Claus close by, who's pretty lethal with a giant rolling pin.



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