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"You're driving me BATty!"

Betty baked a pie, and sliced it into 8 pieces. Her brother ate 4 slices, and her father ate 4 slices. What was left?

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The tin for Betty to wallop her brother and father for eating so much and not sharing?

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LOL! @ Musical!!



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Oh I like Mus's answer better than the dirty pie plate to wash!
NEW RIDDLE:
What happens if ducks fly upside down?

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It quacks up! LOL!



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Matroyska nesting dolls are dolls that fit within each other. Sometimes inside the the tiniest doll a wee surprise is hidden. In the Attic we play a similiar game, but with boxes. Can you guess what we like to hide in the box?

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Me!! You like to hide me in the box! LOL!



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Why was the strawberry scared?



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Than you for the tag! :c)

Because they were gonna make him into jam? 



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Or because he was in a jam; either way works for me.

Ok, this is a 4 part riddle:

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

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I've seen this one before...but it's cute!

1) You put the giraffe in the fridge
2) Take the giraffe out, put the elephant in the fridge
3) The elephant, he's in the fridge
4) Just cross it, the crocodiles are at the meeting called by the King of the Forest, and therefore not in river

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Very good , Mus!
OK... Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?

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Just stop imagining! LOL!



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Excellent!

Peter, Paul, and Perry are all related. They're all someone's son. Yet none of them are fathers. How can this be?

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They're brothers! Sons of their parents.


What do dead pirates do?



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They go on treasure 'haunts'. (groan)

On pirate ships how much is corn?

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A buck an ear?? LOL!



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Very good!
When is the time of a clock like the whistle of a train?

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When it's two to two? LOL!



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excellent!
How are an orange and a bell alike?

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Because they both must be peeled?



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Oh you're wickedly good!

Why is a quarrel like a bargain?

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Because it takes two to make one??



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Very good!

If you take a box and put it inside another box, and put those boxes in still another box, then put all 3 boxes in still another box,
what's in the box?

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a musical!!

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How many sides has a circle?



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Two! The inside and the outside!



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Very good.
What kind of pins are used in soup?

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Terrapins??



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Man you are good!

What has neither nails or bones but has four fingers and a thumb?

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A glove!



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When is a person like a piece of wood?

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When they are a ruler??



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Correct!

Question, what is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?

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A lawsuit??



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Very good.
What people are always in a hurry?

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personal injury lawyers, because they are chasing ambulences?

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Russians?



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Excellent!
Why is a bear like a fallen tree?

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Because they both lumber??



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very good.

What room can no-one enter?

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a mushroom!

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Very good.

Which President of the United States wore the biggest hat?

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Biggest as in tallest, or biggest as in *total area*? If it's tallest, that would PROBABLY be Abraham Lincoln, he wore a hat that was about 8 inches tall

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The one with the biggest head!!! LOL! LOL! LOL!



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Very good!

What sound does a crying owl make?

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Boo hoo hoo? LOL!



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Excellent!

What do you call a highly sucessful Halloween event?



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